Here they are! TEN PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH ON FACEBOOK (The Stir):

1) Your Babysitter/Nanny: I don't need to see her in a bikini and feel bad about myself. Also, it would only make me paranoid: Is she is Facebooking when with my kids? Also, if we were friends on Facebook, I wouldn't spew about her to my friends with privacy. What fun is that?

2) Personal Trainer: Nope. He doesn't need to know we ate that whole cheesecake and derailed his work. Better we just hang in the gym and sweat it off by ourselves, thankyouverymuch!

3) Your Preacher, Priest or Rabbi: They don't need to see our party scenes. Or photos of us in bathing suits. Or anything our friends tag us in. Just no.

4) Your Husband's Ex-Girlfriend: This should be obvious, but in case it's not, this is a big no. Why do you ever need to go down that comparison spiral? Is she cuter than me? Is she smarter? Is her new hubby hotter? Just stop!

5) Your Boss: It's just awkward. Talking about work on Facebook is generally a no-no anyway, but this is a bad idea.

6) Your Insane Ex: This may seem like closure and like a great plan that will make you guys be friends. But it won't. Trust me. He's crazy and he will STILL be crazy after he unfriends you a few weeks from now.

7) Your Baby Daddy/Mama: Too. Much. Drama. I have seen it a million times. Those thinly veiled, passive insults and barbs thrown back and forth in status updates.

8) Your High School Bully: Look, you didn't like him in high school when he was calling you names or pushing you in a locker. So you SURE as heck aren't going to like him now. Even if his life is a mess and it gives you a thrill to be able to watch and mock him, this is just bad news. Hit "ignore" on his request and put high school behind you.

9) Friends of Friends of Friends:  Six degrees of separation works for Kevin Bacon...but not for you.  Heads up. They may think you're cute, and/or stalkworthy.  They might even have been hired by someone else to spy on you.  Go into hiding.

10) Hard Working Networkers: Hey you may even like them as a person, but you're not so sure if you want to "like" their business.  Or product.  Or even their latest successes in home businesses, weight loss or dermatology products.