Now, before you get too upset with me, this is the list found in the Twitterverse...(Courtesy of YourTango)
1) Delusions of grandeur."I'm single because the gods do not mix with mortals." Whoa.
2) Bad grammar. "im single cause im too much women for one man too handle." Grammar police!
3) Clueless. "I simply don't know." It's time to figure things out. Duh...
4) Game player. "I am single because I like to play hard to get." Got extra running shoes?
5) Low self esteem. "I am single because I'm not good enough for anyone." You are more than good enough.
6) Online too much. "I'm single because I have Wi-Fi." Get out in the real world a little.
7) Epic tweeting. According to OkCupid, people who use Twitter every day tend to have briefer relationships. Automate those tweets.
8) Putting your entire life online. "Yes back to single because he read my tweets." Some things are better left unsaid.
9) Not online enough. "My mom just asked me if I was single because my Facebook status says 'In a Relationship' still." Keep your status current.
10) You are a wounded puppy. "I'm single because I can't take being lied to, cheated on, or getting another broken heart." Take a bubble bath.
11) Poor hygiene. "I am single because I smell like asparagus." Now that is a frightening thought.
12). We're going to die alone. "I'm single because I was born that way." What about the in-between years?
13) Couch potato. "I'm too lazy to find a guy." Get out there girl!
14) You don't know how to love. "I'm single because I'm a failure in love." There are lots of books.
15) Superstitious. "I am single because I didn't forward those MySpace chain letters seven years ago!" Black cat alert!
Thankfully "being cheesy" didn't make the list, so I still have some HOPE!